sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.

sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.

Gay Marriage: I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse: I'm legal in 23 states.
America: I'm an idiot.

thecityofpaper:

drowning in the feels of perfect british people 

donghaestongue:

Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you.

Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head
I wish I had an American accent.
No one, ever. (via generalfactotom)
Reblog if…

textingwithscones:

needsdungarees:

…someone shouted VATICAN CAMEOS you would be ready and willing to fall to the floor.

Always.

When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses

Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”

And saying sentences that include ‘ship’

And physically dramatic ‘NO’s

So that y’all can easily gif me

You’re welcome

he just can’t admit it